jonthegold:

Goldies


This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

Anónimo

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

carpios:

more celebrities should just be like rihanna in regards to hate

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog. —A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

(Rose Sigins on Legless Suzi): “Legless Suzi is a very scared and frightened person. I could not imagine people treating you so poorly because of how you looked. Once you remove the legs which is considered three quarters of the body, mentally you start thinking of yourself as not a whole person. So, of course she would have joined a circus too because that was family.”

xld:

My style is black and it’s expensive

kars:

what a story

But if you insist on being clever, then be clever. Be brave. Sleep with fists closed and shoot straight. —Catherynne M. Valente, from Deathless (via lifeinpoetry)

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage